2004 XP14, a half-mile wide chunk of hard rock traveling at 40 000 miles an hour, will miss the Earth by a few hundred thousand miles.
I don't know what I would've done. Probably sit in a lawn chair, some Mountain Dew/Vodka and SunChips and watch the show! I would've called Randy and invited him to watch the show! There wouldn't be any possibility to get laid until heaven! I would like to thank God, the other god and The Holy Spirit for saving humanity from Armageddon. Amen!
Now to go to Gamestop!