Sunday, July 8, 2007

Theory of Impatient Liars

Americans are impatient liars. This site has it all wrong.

I've been around many Americans and they commonly lie to the Internet or news media to get through a conversation. Americans have better things to do or they lie to gain credibility in the capitalist society. Of all this, they expect Fox News to be more truthful than the other liberal TV networks. They listen to Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck and Sean Hannity on the radio. On facebook, they set it up so a novice can't one-up-man-ship one another if the OP doesn't like people to 1up him/herself, except for the most ruthless clever guy that has an excuse for everything. The OP don't want the flame war phenomenon on their 'wall', and yes they know what that is with the 'epic fail' pictures.

To get employed at Wal-Mart, Home Depot and Manards, you have be a lying son-of-the-gun. You'd pass if you're in denial! Whatever feels right in our conscience, put in Satan's answer. Once you done that, you've passed! These tests only help my theory.

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